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Post SMSIf I wan't ur opinion, I'll give it 2 you.
Post SMSSomeday, v 'll look back on dis , laugh nervously n change d subject.
Post SMSJust because u're smart doesn't mean that d other guy iz stupid.
Post SMSIf i could rearrange d alphabet , I'd put YOU n I together.
Post SMSWhat did the bartender say 2 the jumper cables when they walked in2 the bar? Ok u 2, dont start Anything.
Post SMSI heard u took an IQ test n they said u're results were Negative.
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