Naughty SMS
When Thing Go Wrong , When sadness Fills ur Heart, When tears Flow in your Eyes, remember Three Things, 1) I am Wd you. 2) YOU'Hve Money. 3) Bar Is open lets go..
Post SMSJad aapji da janam hoya te tusi nange si te cheekan Maar rahe si, Te hun jad tusi nange Hunde ho te koi hor cheekan marda Hai. Sab time-time di Gal Gai!
Post SMSDaughter: Mom, kya yeh sach Hai ki ladke jahan apna l*nd dalte hain, Bachha wahin se nikalta hai? Mom: Haan. daughter: Oh my god! To Kya mera bachha mere Muh se niklega?
Post SMSA lady from 2nd floor Asking A bananawala: Kaise diye? bananawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara. Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai TO oopar aaja.
Post SMSHair oil ki ad mein hair dikhate hain, skin cream ki ad mein skin, Toothpaste Me teeth , Footwears Me Feet, Par WHISPER ki ad mein kuch nahi dikhate?? Jaago Grahak Jaago!
Post SMSSchool Mein bachche ke papa Ne teacher se kaha: Madam ji thodi aap koshish karo, Thodi hum karte hain, Bachcha to nikal hi jayega.
Post SMSQ: Whats d difference between a computer n a woman? A: A computer does not laugh at a 3½ inch floppy.
Post SMSOne day there was this naked man n elephant, D elephant looks at the naked man for a few seconds, ask d naked man, "HoW CAN YOU BREATH THROUGH THAT LITTLE THING?"
Post SMSTeacher: Name some films that hv almost same Stories? appu: Madam, blue films.
Post SMSMet a grl the other day who has a Seashell tattooed on her Inner thigh. It's amazing, if u put your ear to It you can smell the sea!
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