Jokes SMS
ek sardar ne pathan ki beti ka rishta manga... pathan ne sardar ko bahut mara.... maar kha k sardar utha... kapde jhaad k bola to phir mai inkaar samjhu...?
Post SMSLove is like a pant, but frienpship is like a chaddi because pant phat bhi jaye toh.chaddi izzat bacha leti hi. thanks 4being a good chaddi.
Post SMSQ: When is a Farmer like a magician? A: When He turns His Cow to pasture..... Q: Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"? A: Because It was Always running out of the pen! Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock. Q: Why can't the Bankrupt Cowboy complain? A: He has got no beef....!
Post SMSBhikari- Saab 1 Rupiya de do babu ji....! Man- Abhi nahi Kal lena kal...? Bhikar- Saale is Kal kal ke chakkar me mere lakho rupye fanse hai is colony me.....!!!!!!!
Post SMSkhuda dukh na dena mere Dost ko, Muje chahe sukho ka pahar de dena. Ghume nayi CYCLE pe mera Dost....! Muje chahe Purani BMW car de dena.......!!!!!!
Post SMSLikhe jo KHAT tuje wo teri YAAD Mein wah! wah! Likhe jo KHAT tuje wo teri YAAD Mein wah! wah! Likhe jo KHAT tuje wo teri YAAD Mein wah! wah! . . . . . . . . . . . .wah wah . . . . . . . . . . . .wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhh . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Sare padh liye Abbu ne Raat Mein
Post SMSPatni: Suno Ji , aapko Mujme Sabse Jayada kaya Acha Lagta hai, meri Beauty ya Meri Akalmandi? Pati: Muje to yeh teri Majak karne ki Aadat Sabse achhi lagti hai
Post SMSEk shrabi Roz SHIV mandir pe sir tekta tha. Ek din Pujari ne SHIV murti ki jagah GANESH murti Rakhi. Shrabi aya , dekha bola Chotu , papa se bolna main Aya tha.
Post SMSSHADI KARNE KE LIYE sARDAAR NE SABSE CHOTI LADKI CHUNI.. KARAN PATA KARNE GAYE 2 PATA CHALA SARDAR JI NE KAHA Ki MUSIBAT JITNI CHOTTI HO UTNA ACCHA.
Post SMSSHRAAB EK BIMARI HAI, Jo SAMAJ Ko BARBAAD KAR RAHI HAI, AAo MILKAR IZ BIMARI Ko KHATAM KARE, EK BOTTLE TUM KHATAM KARO , EK BOTTLE HUM KHATAM KARE. CHEERS...
Post SMS