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Dont piss me off ! I'm running out of places to hide D bodies.
Post SMSWhy don't u freeze your teeth n giv your tongue a sleigh ride?
Post SMSHaven't I seen ur face before - on a Police poster?
Post SMSWell, u're living Proof that even a turd can b polished.
Post SMSI see you've set aside dis special time 2 humiliate yourself in public.
Post SMSSure, I'd luv to help you out... now , which way did u come in?
Post SMS1 day a monkey looked in2 mirror & said, "Oh my ugly face, fat nose" and killed himself. Promise me u will not look into mirror, coz I dont wanna loose u!
Post SMSLook who's talking - I bet when you go to the zoo u have 2 buy two tickets: one to get in n another to get out.
Post SMSu=lovely You=perfect u=beautiful You=amazing You=sweet u=cute You=genius You=fantastic u=fabulous Me=liar
Post SMSLost in a zoo i saw many animals.. Mouse BIRD Monkey haila...! YOU TO
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