Hindi SMS
Mai bhi SMART hun, Aap bHI SMART ho, Mera RANG SAAF hai, Aapka bhi RANG SAAF hai, bAS Ek CHOTA sa FARK hai, MAI DIL ka SAAF hun Aur aap DIMAG se SAAF hai.
Post SMSjab aap paida hue, tab sara aakash JHUMA, DEVTAO ne DANCE kia, Ghi k diye jalaye gaye or BRAHAMAji bole : " CHALO CHUTKARA MILA ". Ab duniya wale bhugtenge.
Post SMSEk Saheli dosri se tmhara zyada khayal kon krta he? Mera pati. Or sabse acha kon Lagta ha? Tera pati Ohhhh Hmari Aadatein kitni milt
Post SMSBhakt Swami se: SwamiJi mera Puja Mein Mann Nahin Lagta Kya Karu? Swami: uss pja Ko Mere paas Bhejo, Shayad Mra Mnn Lag jaaye.
Post SMSd ultimate line told by every parent 2 dear child " beta dil laga k padai karo " ab unhe kaun samjhaye Dl Lagane k bad pdi hoti hai kya
Post SMS1 Bhoot Ne Dusre Bht Se Kaha, Kitni Ajeeb Baat Hai Na 'Ladke Marne Ke Baad Bht Ban Jate Hai, Aur Ladkiyaan Chudel Ki Chdl Hi Rehti he
Post SMSSonia Roz TO hours Pooja Karta Tha- "Bhagwan, Meri Lottery Lagade" 11 Sal k Baad Bhagwan Gusse Me Prakat Hue or Bole-Abe 1 Bar Ticket 2 Lele.
Post SMS1 Sardar Ko Puri Raat Machharo ne Bahut Pareshan Kiya Uski Khopadi Sarki Srdr ne Zeher Piya Aur Bola.. " Ab Kaato Saalo , Sab Maroge.
Post SMSTeacher: maine tumhe kutte pe Essay likhne kaha tha, kahan likha? Sharma jr: Sir kya karta. jaise HI ktte p pen rakhta tha, wo bhag jata tha
Post SMSek aurat ne ishara krke tej a rhi bus ko roka. driver : Kaha jana h? Aurat:Jana 2 khi nhi. Bacha RO raha hai. Zara bs ka horn poo-poo poo-poo baja Do
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