Adult SMS
LEt me kiSS ur Lips, lEt me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue. SMILE! This is ur friend “PEPSODENT” reminding you to brush ur teeth, Twice a day Everyday
Post SMS6 INch ka hai. .. Size nOrmal he . . Mazboot he . . Ziyadah mota bhi nahin he . . 2 larkiyan dekh chuki hain . . Lena he to bolo? Full Time Masti Non stop Fun Mera . LG KG 195
Post SMSGiRL:It’s 2 tight BoY:Don’t worry,I’ll do it slowly, GaRL:Push it in, Boy:Ah..I can’t, Gal:It’s painful, BoY:Forget it. . .
Post SMSBoY and girl of class 2 asked teacher: “can kids of our age have kids?” Teacher replied ” NO Never!!” BoY said to girl : “see i told You not to worrY!!!!”.
Post SMSA BeAutiful girl goes to Professor cABin And sAy thAt i will do Anything to pAss in the exAms And professor sAys NOW OPEN YOUR . . . . . . Books And Study
Post SMSsardar sent sms to his BOss: “me sick, no work” Boss sms back: “When I am sick I kiss my wife try it” 2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss: “me ok, ur wife very sweet”
Post SMSHe cAMe At night, explored My body, got on top of Me, touched Me, he bit, sucked, sWAloWd, When he WAs sAtisfyed, he left, i WAs hurt, BLOODY… MOSQUITO ?
Post SMS1 Girl ask 2 pappu : woh kia hai jo cow k paas 4 or mere paas 2 hain? pappu : leGs Girl : woh kia hai jo tumhari pant main hai aur meri pant mein nahi hai? pappu: paisay Girl : woh kia hai jo loG din main karne k bajaye ko raat bistar pe kartay hain pappu: neend puri karte hain Girl : woh kia hai jo larki pehli daffa karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? pappu : kaan main ched MORAL : aap bhi apni zehniat pappu ki tarhan saaf rakhain
Post SMSMusharaf reema ka haath pakar kar bola: “Aao kamray mein chalain” reema; “Ki faida, wardi tey tu lani nai”
Post SMSusne utAri sAree fir AAyi peticoAt ki bAri blouse to pAhle hi diyA thA utAr ziyAdAh excited mAt ho yAAr yeh thA kAprAy sukhAne kA tAAr ….!
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